Man, this suitcase is freezing….

The title of this post is a joke. Man, this suitCASE is FREEZING. It’s meant to mean I’m talking about the cheerful show, Cold Case.

I was watching an episode recently (that I haven’t finished, so no spoilers please) where:

They found a body. Not unsual.

It had no head. Slightly abnormal for the show.

They then found eight more headless bodies in the same woods. They’re dealing with a serial killer.

*Pictures guy face down in bowl of Kelloggs* *Sniggers*

O……….M………Gosh!!!!!!!!!!! That show NEVER gets cereal (LOL!!!!!!!) killers! I think Miss Lily Rush needs to watch Bones to learn how to deal with these cases. Silly woman.

Where have all my comments gone??

Not that I really had many in the first place. As I was ranting yesterday, my views have declined very, very steeply. Also, I hvae 10 comments; most from myself. I know for a fact my loony teacher, Mr L, checks my blog daily for new posts. But does he comment? Noooooooooooooo. Please, please, please people! COMMENT! Please!

Now what can I use a chainsaw for….?

I know this isn’t a very happy subject, but I thought this story from the paper was one of the most interesting things I’d read this year. So, here goes…..

The last man living in a block of flats due to be demolished commited suicide (whenever it was). It was thought he did it in protest. He plugged his chainsaw into a timer and led down with his neck on the blade. As the timer went off, his head was sliced right off.

Thumbs down: Suicide. Not a nice way to go.

Thumbs up: Creativity. I’ve never heard of a suicide like that! I like horror movies (not horror like ‘Saw’ horror, more like Jeepers Creepers or Scary Movie) and that would just be a brilliant plot point in a horror flick. As long as the most gore we see is blood spatters, the severed head (reasonably ‘clean’ shot) and the blood-drenched chainsaw.

YES! YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!

WOO HOO! My last loose tooth has finally vacated it’s postion in my gum! It had been hanging there for at least a month now, and has been causing me a lot of pain. Then, last night, in my dad’s car on the way back from my gran’s, I poked it gently with my tounge (who doesn’t mess around with loose teeth!!) and it just fell out! It actually took about 20 seconds to get it out of my mouth, which I think is a bit longer than usual, if you know what I mean.

I’m off school again today, but my mum is one of the organisers for the M & Co. Fashoin Show we’re organising at school (7pm Thursday 17th July, tickets £1.50. You may have seen the ad in the paper, whichever paper it was) so I’ll be back in at about 1.45pm for a rehearsal, then staying until 5pm while the adults have a few run-throughs!! I won’t be back home for like…. forever! (Sorry, can’t be bothered to do the math and figure out how long it would be)

Hello? Hello? Earth to Readers?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I must post more often! I just checked this blog’s stats. In the first month of posting I had 40 views; 2nd month = 30; 3rd month = 20!!!! The only problem is……. what to post about???

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooored

I am currently off school with a cold. *Sniff* I am soooo boooored. *Cough* *Sniff* I have played every game on the face of the Earth……… well, maybe not ALL of them. BUT IM STILL BORED. Also, I heard great news. Courtney Cox is gonna be in Scrubs! *Squeeeeeeeeeeee! Sniff* My nose makes the strangest sound when I sniff….

I am soooooooooo….

Well I’m half-bored and half-not-bored, if ya know what I mean! I’m listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zad2H2uwOGM Sara Bareilles “Love Song” (BRILL song) and (to quote Ghostface from Scary Movie) ‘Just chillin’, killin”, to which Shorty (on the phone to him) replies ‘True, true’. I love Shorty! Sooo funny!!!!!

All day I’ve been thinking about my recent post to do with the Bones Season 3 Finale, and about what I would do if Hodgins and Angela were my parents. *Sighs* How fun it would be!

Also, I’ve been singing the Ghostfacers theme tune. (If you don’t know what I mean, oh well) Here is the part I can remember:

Ghost! Ghostfacers! We face the things that others will not

Ghost! Ghostfacers! Stay in the kitchen when the kitchen is hot!

I love the fact that (Ed/Harry, whichever one it was) sang his OWN THEME TUNE to calm himself down! I’ve NEVER laughed so much at an episode of SN!! I thought they were RIGHT LOSERS who really should have died.

Phineas and Ferb

I can’t remember the last time I saw a cartoon this good! Oh wait, Cow and Chicken! I LOVE that!  Me and my brother kick ourselves if we miss this! The songs are great and with a star cast, it’s unmissable!

Season 3 Bones Finale

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHH! I HATED THE SEASON 3 FINALE OF BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HATED, HATED, HATED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Capitalisation over and done with (for a moment), I DONT GET IT! Zach (Yes people, it’s spelt with a ‘h’ NOT a ‘k’) is not the killer type! But wait, don’t go flooding me with comments about “But he got brainwashed by logic” I know that! I did watch it, y’know!!!!!!!!!! And no “Oh well then what is the killer type?” comments either. The people who post the latter kind of comment, as opposed to two FINGERS, I have two WORDS for you: HOWARD EPPS. Remember him? Oh yeah, the thoughts just come FLOODING back! (As you may have noticed, the SHIFT and CAPS LOCK keys are my best friends!) Howard Epps; he’s the killer type. Or, was, rather, due to Booth being unable to save him. *Sniffle* Still, I know anyone can be a killer if they have the motive, and the means and the oppourtunity (Possible spelling mistake, however, I dont care), but Howard Epps is just the God of all fictional killers. Killers usually have a RUBBISH childhood (Mrs Epps’ washed his hands in AMMONIA! Crazy!) and they get taunted and picked on or abused or whatever. Then when they grow up, their minds are like “The world did this to me, so I’m gonna do it to the world”. I hear there may be a petition to REWRITE and REFILM the finale. My GA – Gormogon’s Apprentice – would have been SWEETS. Yet another show has SHOVED in a USELESS character. I’ll sign the petiton if there is one!!! Even my cat (who was sat ‘watching’ with me) was annoyed, she lept off the sofa and ran out of the room when it ended! (Yet she wasn’t fazed by Zach’s hands after the explosion. *Shudders*) Basically, I hated it.

And whatever happened to the Gravedigger?? I heard there were delted scenes revealing it to be Janine (or whatever her name was) the journalist. If it was her, I’M RIGHT!! I guessed her. But that WAS intresting.

And I WANT MORE HODGELA!! If I could pick any two people to be my mum and dad, it would be Dr. Jack Hodgins and Miss Angela (Pearly-Gates! *Sniggers*) Montenegro. And, HONESTLY, it’s nothing to do with the fact that Hodgins is rich. Imagine this: (I sure do!!) It’s 6am on Monday. A car rolls up to the Jeffersonian. Out steps Hodgins, Angela and their WONDERFUL, GORGEOUS, INTELLIGENT, AMAZING daughter Charlotte Mary Elizabeth Josephine Amy-Lynn Louisa Montenegro-Hodgins (as I wish my name was). They walk into the building and everyone greets them. H and A smile as they wave goodbye to Charlotte, who is off to hang out in Limbo, her fave part of the Jeffersonian. Of course, she can go wherever she wants, because she is the best! She spends her morning making up and writing down pretend back-stories on each skeleton. For lunch, they all (Sweets NOT invited) head on over to that diner they’re all always at. Then, after lunch, Charlotte reads in Brennan’s office for an hour. On her way to mess around with that hologram thing they’ve got there, she passes the area with all the tables and computers and stuff. She hears Brennan and Cam discussing what made the marks on the skull they’re examining. “Screwdriver!” she yells. They look up and Hodgins, who was over the other side of the room, smiles. “Oh she’s good!” says Cam. Brennan laughs. (I know, unbelievable!) In the room with the hologram thingy, she plays around until her mum comes in. “Hi sweetie” Ange says. Together, they figure out what happened to the person. Then they high-5. At 10pm, everyone is still working and Charlotte falls alseep on Brennan’s couch. Booth comes in and carries her to the car, where she sleeps until they get home when poor Hodgins has to carry her ALL the way upstairs! Her wakes her up and reads to her from his Book of Conspiraciy (Spelling mistake? DC) Theories. Then she falls asleep at the end of her fave story: What REALLY happend in Area 51. THE END! Brill, huh! Man, I wish that was true!

BRENNAN AND BOOTH SHOULD GET TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that was my Bones rant. Thanks for reading!!!

Doctor Who

Now me, I love Doctor Who. Mainly ‘cos David Tennant is no. 9 in my ‘Hottest Famous Guys’ list, but there other reasons as well. But this series has been RUBBISH! Utter RUBBISH! Notice my capitalisation for emphasis. I HATED (There’s that capitalisation again!) the Agatha Christie episode, and the two-parter with River Song we’ve just had… well, I stormed straight upstairs after watching the closer of the two-parter (We have Sky+ and watched it slightly later) with my family and logged on to WordPress to FUME and RANT about how RUBBISH it was!!!!! There is fire comin’ outta my nostrils!!!!!!!! I absolutley HATED it! Here are my reasons:

1. River Song – No need. We could have had a perfectly fine episode WITHOUT HER!!!! Also, D.U.M.B DUMB name. Really. I mean, River Song? I nearly threw up when I heard it!!!!!!

2. CAL – I knew from the moment they said CAL it was gonna be the little girl!!!! How dumb do they think we are!! Although I love the names Charlotte and Abigail so there are some points there!

3. The River Song/Doctor thing – BORING! I’ve seen Tom Baker episodes (My second fave Doc) and there is NONE of the rubbish we’ve been seeing this time around. It’s gotten too soft. And I want more Dalek action! (That may be due to the fact I’m a die-hard Dalek fan!) I reckon he falls in love with River in the future. But what about Rose!!! And excatly how long DOES the Doc live then?? They were already in the 51st century!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

4. The Characters – with those helmets on, Miss Evangalista (I liked her) and Anita (her too) were the only ones I could identify!! Not even the voices helped.

5. It was utter SHEEZUS!! (A word I’ve started saying. Don’t know what it means!)

There, done ranting. Well, I’m now gonna post about the Season 3 Finale of Bones….. And me nostrils go up in flames again!