Season 3 Bones Finale
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHH! I HATED THE SEASON 3 FINALE OF BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HATED, HATED, HATED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Capitalisation over and done with (for a moment), I DONT GET IT! Zach (Yes people, it’s spelt with a ‘h’ NOT a ‘k’) is not the killer type! But wait, don’t go flooding me with comments about “But he got brainwashed by logic” I know that! I did watch it, y’know!!!!!!!!!! And no “Oh well then what is the killer type?” comments either. The people who post the latter kind of comment, as opposed to two FINGERS, I have two WORDS for you: HOWARD EPPS. Remember him? Oh yeah, the thoughts just come FLOODING back! (As you may have noticed, the SHIFT and CAPS LOCK keys are my best friends!) Howard Epps; he’s the killer type. Or, was, rather, due to Booth being unable to save him. *Sniffle* Still, I know anyone can be a killer if they have the motive, and the means and the oppourtunity (Possible spelling mistake, however, I dont care), but Howard Epps is just the God of all fictional killers. Killers usually have a RUBBISH childhood (Mrs Epps’ washed his hands in AMMONIA! Crazy!) and they get taunted and picked on or abused or whatever. Then when they grow up, their minds are like “The world did this to me, so I’m gonna do it to the world”. I hear there may be a petition to REWRITE and REFILM the finale. My GA – Gormogon’s Apprentice – would have been SWEETS. Yet another show has SHOVED in a USELESS character. I’ll sign the petiton if there is one!!! Even my cat (who was sat ‘watching’ with me) was annoyed, she lept off the sofa and ran out of the room when it ended! (Yet she wasn’t fazed by Zach’s hands after the explosion. *Shudders*) Basically, I hated it.
And whatever happened to the Gravedigger?? I heard there were delted scenes revealing it to be Janine (or whatever her name was) the journalist. If it was her, I’M RIGHT!! I guessed her. But that WAS intresting.
And I WANT MORE HODGELA!! If I could pick any two people to be my mum and dad, it would be Dr. Jack Hodgins and Miss Angela (Pearly-Gates! *Sniggers*) Montenegro. And, HONESTLY, it’s nothing to do with the fact that Hodgins is rich. Imagine this: (I sure do!!) It’s 6am on Monday. A car rolls up to the Jeffersonian. Out steps Hodgins, Angela and their WONDERFUL, GORGEOUS, INTELLIGENT, AMAZING daughter Charlotte Mary Elizabeth Josephine Amy-Lynn Louisa Montenegro-Hodgins (as I wish my name was). They walk into the building and everyone greets them. H and A smile as they wave goodbye to Charlotte, who is off to hang out in Limbo, her fave part of the Jeffersonian. Of course, she can go wherever she wants, because she is the best! She spends her morning making up and writing down pretend back-stories on each skeleton. For lunch, they all (Sweets NOT invited) head on over to that diner they’re all always at. Then, after lunch, Charlotte reads in Brennan’s office for an hour. On her way to mess around with that hologram thing they’ve got there, she passes the area with all the tables and computers and stuff. She hears Brennan and Cam discussing what made the marks on the skull they’re examining. “Screwdriver!” she yells. They look up and Hodgins, who was over the other side of the room, smiles. “Oh she’s good!” says Cam. Brennan laughs. (I know, unbelievable!) In the room with the hologram thingy, she plays around until her mum comes in. “Hi sweetie” Ange says. Together, they figure out what happened to the person. Then they high-5. At 10pm, everyone is still working and Charlotte falls alseep on Brennan’s couch. Booth comes in and carries her to the car, where she sleeps until they get home when poor Hodgins has to carry her ALL the way upstairs! Her wakes her up and reads to her from his Book of Conspiraciy (Spelling mistake? DC) Theories. Then she falls asleep at the end of her fave story: What REALLY happend in Area 51. THE END! Brill, huh! Man, I wish that was true!
BRENNAN AND BOOTH SHOULD GET TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that was my Bones rant. Thanks for reading!!!
