Man, this suitcase is freezing….

The title of this post is a joke. Man, this suitCASE is FREEZING. It’s meant to mean I’m talking about the cheerful show, Cold Case.

I was watching an episode recently (that I haven’t finished, so no spoilers please) where:

They found a body. Not unsual.

It had no head. Slightly abnormal for the show.

They then found eight more headless bodies in the same woods. They’re dealing with a serial killer.

*Pictures guy face down in bowl of Kelloggs* *Sniggers*

O……….M………Gosh!!!!!!!!!!! That show NEVER gets cereal (LOL!!!!!!!) killers! I think Miss Lily Rush needs to watch Bones to learn how to deal with these cases. Silly woman.

Where have all my comments gone??

Not that I really had many in the first place. As I was ranting yesterday, my views have declined very, very steeply. Also, I hvae 10 comments; most from myself. I know for a fact my loony teacher, Mr L, checks my blog daily for new posts. But does he comment? Noooooooooooooo. Please, please, please people! COMMENT! Please!

Now what can I use a chainsaw for….?

I know this isn’t a very happy subject, but I thought this story from the paper was one of the most interesting things I’d read this year. So, here goes…..

The last man living in a block of flats due to be demolished commited suicide (whenever it was). It was thought he did it in protest. He plugged his chainsaw into a timer and led down with his neck on the blade. As the timer went off, his head was sliced right off.

Thumbs down: Suicide. Not a nice way to go.

Thumbs up: Creativity. I’ve never heard of a suicide like that! I like horror movies (not horror like ‘Saw’ horror, more like Jeepers Creepers or Scary Movie) and that would just be a brilliant plot point in a horror flick. As long as the most gore we see is blood spatters, the severed head (reasonably ‘clean’ shot) and the blood-drenched chainsaw.

YES! YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!

WOO HOO! My last loose tooth has finally vacated it’s postion in my gum! It had been hanging there for at least a month now, and has been causing me a lot of pain. Then, last night, in my dad’s car on the way back from my gran’s, I poked it gently with my tounge (who doesn’t mess around with loose teeth!!) and it just fell out! It actually took about 20 seconds to get it out of my mouth, which I think is a bit longer than usual, if you know what I mean.

I’m off school again today, but my mum is one of the organisers for the M & Co. Fashoin Show we’re organising at school (7pm Thursday 17th July, tickets £1.50. You may have seen the ad in the paper, whichever paper it was) so I’ll be back in at about 1.45pm for a rehearsal, then staying until 5pm while the adults have a few run-throughs!! I won’t be back home for like…. forever! (Sorry, can’t be bothered to do the math and figure out how long it would be)

Hello? Hello? Earth to Readers?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I must post more often! I just checked this blog’s stats. In the first month of posting I had 40 views; 2nd month = 30; 3rd month = 20!!!! The only problem is……. what to post about???

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooored

I am currently off school with a cold. *Sniff* I am soooo boooored. *Cough* *Sniff* I have played every game on the face of the Earth……… well, maybe not ALL of them. BUT IM STILL BORED. Also, I heard great news. Courtney Cox is gonna be in Scrubs! *Squeeeeeeeeeeee! Sniff* My nose makes the strangest sound when I sniff….